(via narcotic)
(via bled)
(via hatin)
(via humorrelated)
I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
russian kinder surprise
That looks like it’s made of coal.
It tasted like coal
you ate a vase
honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems
how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it”
(via gayboyfriend)
dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this
Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this
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